Skinny Jeans

    Haven't worn tight pants in forever. 

     My cutticles R fucked up from grabbing change out of my pockets

You are NOT the Father!

have you ever noticed that whenever the results say "not the father" on the maury show, the lady runs back stage and cries? ...like clockwork....i wish they had a trampoline that would bounce them back on the stage and connie chung would pop out and say "not so fast biatch"  -Jordan